If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly
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| | Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want |
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| The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
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| Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less
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| A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
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| If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
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| If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
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| If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
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| Money talks. Chocolate sings.
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| Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
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| Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
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| If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated
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| Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. |
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